सुहाने हिंदी जोक्स
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Santa- "Jis din meri patni aayi usi din mera
khajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya"
Banta- "Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhi
akele nahi aati"
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Ek khoobsurat stree jaasusi upanyaas padte-padte
apne pati se poochne lagi- "yadi koi khoobsurat
ladka mujhe bhagakar le jaye to tum kya karoge?"
Pati- "Mai usse kahunga, khuda ke bande, bhagakar
le jaane ki kya jarurat hai, aaram se le jao"
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Ek pustak ke pehle panne par likha hai- "Mohabbat ke maare ko aatmahatya se rokne ka sabse aasaan upaay hai, shaadi"
Aur usi pustak ke sabse aakhiri panne par likha hai- "shaadi se bachne ka bas ek hi upaay hai aur vah hai aatmahatya"
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Maa- "Beta, koyle nahi hai, roti kaise banegi?"
Beta- "Chaaval bana lena, maa"
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Seeta- "Hamaare ghar me saara saamaan imported
yaani videshi hai"
Geeta- "Aur aapke pati...?"
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